Frohes Halloween!

Last Minute Budget Conscious Costumes

Barack-o-Lantern
Dress in head-to-toe orange, write “change” or “hope” in black letters across your chest, and look really, really earnest while raising a lighter in the air.

Boo-Tooth
Wear a bed sheet, strap on your wireless communications device, and make no apologies for using it throughout the night.

Gossip Ghoul
Wear the most heinous mask you can find and a tartan mini. Say OMG and dramatically text message about other partygoers all night.

Henna Montana
Tattoo your palms and dress in western wear. It might help to sing a bit.

Palin Comparison
Grab a friend, fashion similar updos, wink a lot, and ask people to size you up.

Pirated DVD
Wear your best eye patch and glue on some favorite discs. Tell the requisite jokes about being rated aaarrrgh.

Walk of Shame
Wear oversize button-down boxers, and heels. Tease your hair, mess up your makeup, and walk furtively through the party.

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